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This just in, Grant and Emma will be traveling to Panama, the country not the town, over the next two weeks to visit his parents. They have been promised a visit to the Panama Canal, a hotel with a swim up bar, and karaoke with some other gringo's. The locals are evidently very excited to meet the tall American and his light-eyed wife.
When asked about the trip Emma said, "A trip to a third world country, uh, okay I guess." By all reports, Grant is very excited.
That means Ameri-pan is now Ameri-pan-ama. Internet access may be patchy but updates will follow as they become available.
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